Woodhouse: Then they gave me the VC and my papers. Archer: So don't be surprised if you end up eating a whole bunch of. Archer: And now I have to spend my first Friday off in forever devising some bizarre punishment for you? Woodhouse: Yes, sir. The Double Deuce Archer: You realise you're in huge trouble? Woodhouse: Yes, sir. Cajun guy: Sure, if you take that money, buy you a time machine, go back in time, and be the first person to reserve that airboat.Īrcher: That's just great. Archer: What do you mean, "Reserved"? Cajun guy: Is that not self-explanatory? Lana: Perhaps we can work something out. this is the only airboat for fi'ty miles, and it reserved. Krieger: Me too! Pipeline Fever Cajun guy: You should'a called first. If I wanted to look at your bare feet, Woodhouse, I'd sneak in and do it while you were asleep. Krieger: Me too! Archer: That's disgusting. Trinette: What, what kind of shit gift is that?! Pam: Yeah, I made mine. Cheryl: Here, it's some plastic dry cleaner bags and a book about SIDS. Trinette: Ew, what is this? Homemade salad dressing? Dr. Ray: Oh my God yes! But your place is disgusting, so where could we have it? Pam: Well, Archer's got that bangin' pad. Cheryl: Choke me! Pam: No, like for let's have a baby shower for Trinette and the wee baby Seamus. Cheryl: Bring it! Ray: Yeah, we are code blue here. oh wait, did he have some sort of character flaw? Lana: Couple things. Is he always gonna be like this now because I feel bad.! Blood Test Lana: So as far as Archer is concerned, I feel like I dodged the world's most dysfunctional bullet. Len: Actually can I have all of it? And the bunny attached to it? He is attached, right? Can I have the bunny and the lettuce? Archer: Um, can we give Lenny the rabbit? Len: And the lettuce! Archer. you're sure you don't wanna marry that woman? Len: Oh, God, no. Archer: No! Ray: Not a bumblebee, is it?Īrcher: Okay, it's over, and. Archer: What?! Ray: Ba-dum-bump-ding! Archer: You think that's funny?! Wha- Ray: Not compared to that. Archer: The blue-you want to look at it for more than half a second? Ray: I wired the damn thing, ass! Archer: Well, I didn't know that, ass! Okay. All right, which of these wires- Ray: Blue and yellow. Archer: What is it, the Alabama of Europe? Anka: In many ways, yes.Īnka: That's no fun, then you don't get to squirt that hot white cream all over your face! Archer: Why aren't you with Gillette?! A Going Concern Archer: Oh, come on! What could be so secret, she wired it up with twelve pounds of C-4? Ugh, I don't.think I even want to know. Swiss Miss Anka: I'm from Germany, where the age of consent is 14.
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